This post is for you. You know who you are. It’s time to get a Facebook photo. Even if it is a photo of a flower, you can do better than this:
I don’t ever again want to see this representation of you in my news feed. Take your iPhone into the bathroom and take a picture of yourself in the mirror like the 13-year-olds do. Dust off your wedding photo. Upload a picture of a flower. A flag. A political statement. Call me and I will take one for you for free. Come on, you can do this.