Showing posts with label roadshow. Show all posts
Showing posts with label roadshow. Show all posts

Thursday, March 12, 2009

The One With the Easier Week


I’ve been telling myself since about 1985, “Next week is going to be easier. I won’t be so busy, and I will have time to do *fill in the blank*.” When will I ever learn? Last week, as we finished roadshow performances I actually let myself believe that! So of course, this week becomes an exercise in futility, as I run from one unexpected task to the next, while my music software calls me from the other room.

It is okay. I don’t even mind doing the tasks. But there have been a few moments this week…. There was a moment when I considered ways to get Tom Bergeron fired. I know…you don’t even know who that is, right? He is the host of “Dancing With the Stars,” and it was really bugging me that he thought he was so funny. That’s pretty random…but I figure it is a symptom of my frustration. But maybe not…does he really annoy you too?

Then last night I got home from a meeting at 8:40 to find that Dillon had gone to bed, Ethan was working on last-minute eagle scout application stuff, Cambria was who-knows-where…and Skippy was on his knees in a mostly dark family room, silently crying and doing…math. I said, “Skip, what’s the matter?” He burst into full-on sobs, and said, “I am doing my homework all alone!” I looked at it, and said, “Yes, but you’re doing such a good job.” He said, “But I’m ALL ALONE!” He was right. A five-year-old should not have to sit in a dark room and do his homework all alone. That is super sad.

And finally I woke up this morning with a very vivid dream still resonating around my brain. I really wish I could remember all of it, because it definitely could have been made into a movie. But here’s the gist: BYU’s Young Ambassadors (think singing, folk dancing, etc.) are traveling to countries all over the world. I know…it seems innocent. But there is an evil plot. It seems that someone is choosing a couple of their members in each country and setting them up to look as though they have been drinking, doing drugs… being promiscuous… to the point of semi-conciousness or unconsciousness… and they dissapear for 24 hours, and when they reappear they have no recollection of what has happened to them. It turns out (at this juncture I have to admit that I’ve read one too many Robin Cook novels) that they have actually been injected with a horrible, ebola-like airborne virus, which they have now spread to the seamier side of whatever large population they have been visiting. Young Ambassadors on world tour…with the plague in their wake. I don’t know a) why the infected students did not actually contract the virus themselves and die with blood coming from every orifice, or b) what this dream could possibly mean. I would guess that I need to cut back on the TV hours, but honestly, I haven’t caught a single hour of “24” yet this season. So your guess is as good as mine, on both counts.

And I’m going to go out on a limb, here, and say that next week is going to be easier. I won’t be so busy, and I’ll have more time to… yeah, I know, seriously. Who am I kidding?

Disclaimer: The Young Ambassadors do not, to my knowledge, drink, do drugs, or engage in promiscuous behavior. I almost put a link to them here so you could see, but realized it would probably only make it worse. Just remember...only a dream, people.

Saturday, January 24, 2009

The One With the Best Day of His Life

Today I spent the morning working on music, creating some fairly freaky-sounding voice-overs for Roadshow, and then conducting the first Roadshow Practice. But on the way to the practice, I happened to notice that the geese we have been hearing fly over the house for the last two or three days had come in for a landing on the lake.





So when I got home, DK and I took Skippy over to see them. I have to admit, the birds were a little scary for me. There were geese as big as Skippy, ducks, flocks of seagulls, and hundreds of American Coots (DK told me what they were...who knew?) DK, Skippy and I took turns snapping photos. Can you tell which photo is Skippy’s? It is interesting to see his view of the world.


Then we finished with a late lunch at Rubio’s, where they have a giant aquarium with tropical fish. After half a fish taco, Skippy informed us that today was the best day of his life. I thought to myself, wow, Skip, you need to get out more! I seriously considered arguing the point with him. I mean, Skippy has spent time in Hawaii, played at Disneyland, and slept in tents with cousins. He has blown out birthday candles, opened Christmas presents, and gone spider-hunting with the missionaries...He has had some pretty darned good days.


But Skippy lives in the moment. And at that moment, a couple of hours of water birds and fish tacos constituted the best day of his life. And I like that about him.



“I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank PiƱa Coladas. At sunset we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over and over and over...” ...Phil Connors, Groundhog Day

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

The One Where Batman Changed His Status

Do you Facebook? If you don't, then you totally won't get this. It is a review of “Dark Knight” done entirely in Facebook “language.” It is just my twisted humor...manufactured for the roadshow I'm working on. Don’t know what a roadshow is? You are not alone. I checked Wikipedia for a good definition...but they’ve got nothing. Think 15-minute long skit/musical presentation performed by LDS youth from ages 12-18. And believe me...they ALL speak Facebook.












Joining us in-studio are Facebook correspondents Shelby and Ethan, who are reviewing the DVD of “The Dark Knight,” starring Christian Bale.

Ethan: Ethan has updated his status: Ethan is: man, that movie was tight…

Shelby: Shelby commented on Ethan’s status. “Too dark for me…”

NEWS FEED

Add Bruce Wayne as a friend? (You have three friends in common). How do you know Bruce Wayne? Skip this step? Check Bruce Wayne’s status.

Bruce Wayne has a headache and can barely function. LOL... JK.

Bruce Wayne is now friends with Rachel Dawes.

The Joker is new to Facebook. Suggest friends for The Joker?

Rachel Dawes has updated her status: Rachel is what the heck? I am so confused. (six hours ago)

Rachel is in a relationship with Harvey Dent.


Rachel has joined the group “The Group for People Who Don’t Acknowledge Batman as a Superhero.”

Harvey Dent has commented on Rachel Dawes status. “Don’t be confused, Rachel. Marry me. Tell me this isn’t about Bruce Wayne...”

Rachel Dawes has commented on her own status. “I’m just thinking things over.”

The Joker has added photos. Ethan commented on Joker’s photo. “Nice makeup, man.”

Shelby wrote on Ethan’s wall. “Did you see the pencil thing? That guy is seriously creepy.”

Harvey Dent has updated his profile picture and status. (13 minutes ago). Harvey has joined the Gotham City H.S. Network. Are you Harvey’s classmate?

Harvey took the quiz, “Which superhero sidekick are you?” Harvey is Robin. Grrr.

Harvey wrote on his Superwall, “Harvey IS Batman.”

Rachel Dawes wrote on Bruce Wayne’s wall.

See Wall to Wall. Rachel: “How can you let him take the fall for you?” Bruce: “Maybe Batman is a little more important than you or me, and maybe Dent knows that.” Rachel: “I’m sorry you see it that way.”

Rachel Dawes has removed Bruce Wayne from her friend list. Recommend friends for Bruce Wayne?

Bruce Wayne wrote on Joker’s wall. “Your reign of terror is over.” See Wall to Wall. Joker:
:)LOL. Bruce Wayne: I’m coming for you. Joker: But not right now, because right now, you have a choice to make. The gf or pretty boy Dent.

Bruce Wayne has updated his status: “Bruce is going very fast in the batcar.” (six minutes ago)

The Joker has updated his status: “The Joker is in jail. For now. Muahaha! (about 90 seconds ago)

Rachel Dawes has updated her status: “Rachel is in a warehouse strapped to explosives.”

Harvey Dent has updated his status: “
Harvey is in a warehouse strapped to explosives.”

Wall to wall between Harvey Dent and Rachel Dawes: Harvey: Don’t worry. They’ll come for you. Rachel: But in case they don’t, I have to tell you something. Harvey: Don’t say it. They’re coming for you! Rachel: Harvey, I have made up my mind. The answer is yes! I will marry you.

Rachel Dawes is engaged to Harvey Dent.


Bruce Wayne has updated his status. “Bruce is making the wrong decision.”

Harvey Dent has updated his status. “Harvey is what happened? I just lost half my face!”
Harvey wrote on Rachel Dawes’ wall. “Rachel? ... Rachel?”

Harvey Dent is now listed as single.


Rachel Dawes is no longer online.

Bruce Wayne has changed his status. Bruce Wayne is going Jack Bauer on The Joker and Harvey Dent.

Commissioner Gordon wrote on Bruce Wayne’s wall. “You saved my son. But what did you just do to Harvey Dent?

Harvey Dent is no longer online.

Wall to wall between Commissioner Gordon and Bruce Wayne. Bruce: Gotham City needs a hero, and I’m not it. Commissioner: Run, Bruce, run!

Shelby changed her status: Shelby is: OMG that was so sad.

Ethan: Ethan changed his status: Ethan is bored. Let’s watch it again. Ethan IS batman.

Shelby: Shelby changed her status: Shelby is: It is late and I have seminary tomorrow. Gooooooooodniiiiiiiiight!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ethan is no longer online.
Shelby is no longer online.