Friday, March 27, 2009

Number Three: The One With the One She Never Has to Worry About





I’ve been a mom for a few years now. You could say I’ve been around the block more than once. If there is one thing I’ve learned, it is that you are always worried about someone. In fact, I think the best you can hope for, as a parent, is that by this time next year, you will be on to worrying about the next child, and your current woe is, if not forgotten, at least a fuzzy memory.

Dillon is my 16-year-old. He is smart, funny, quiet, doesn’t like to be embarrassed, and… almost never a worry. I have to modify that with “almost” because only a stupid parent thinks their kid never has any problems. But Dillon worries more about other people than himself, and…I’m not sure how to word this…but he sort of effortlessly maintains the highest of standards. Effortlessly is maybe not the best word. He has created a moral oasis for himself. If there is a line you shouldn’t cross, he doesn’t walk it. Not only does he not even go near the line, but he somehow manages to exude sort of a disinterest about it…like he never noticed the line was there to begin with. He spreads that to his friends so that they all think it is cool to stay far from the line.


If he has a weakness, it is pranks. I don’t know where he gets that…I seem to recall something about a whole soccer goal ending up on the roof of the elementary school. Hmm. That, and he shuns homework. I do know where he gets that.


Oh, and Dillon and I have a thing. We watch “The Biggest Loser” together while eating an ultra-high-calorie meal. His taste runs toward Rubio’s, like a shrimp burrito and several fish tacos. There is something decadent about stuffing oneself while others are deprived, and worked out until they cry and/or throw up.

Well, that is Dillon. And I am off…to worry about one of the other ones.

3 comments:

Lisa--aka The Gardenweasel said...

I LOVE DILLON. I hear Sam and Dillon upstairs cracking themselves up while they kill aliens (or something) on the 360. Who KNOWS what those two talk about...but they sure laugh a lot.

JUST ME, THE MOM said...

Wonderful post! I hope that every mom has at least one of these, they just seem to come preprogrammed. (and handsome too:)

Kristin

Amy said...

my husband and I do the same thing while we watch The Biggest Loser.
I remember at the start of this season Bob (you know, the trainer) said something about "Don't just sit on the couch and eat...."

We laughed...as we ate our chips.