Sunday, March 8, 2009

The One Where She Got Hacked In Retaliation

So, my mom thinks that I can be overly dramatic. She's right. She also thinks that I don't have the competitive drive to win that she does. Not so at all. Also, her password was incredibly easy to break, hahaha.

So this is retaliation.

If you're reading this, go to the link below and help me win my mom's crazy little competition.

Also, if any of you are wondering if this really is my mom pretending to be me, it's me. Ethan. Glass. Whatever. Anyways, I'm changing her password as we speak. When I get to the MCRD (Marine Corps Recruiting Depot) then maybe I will write her with her password. Unless I forget.

glassmannequin.blogspot.com

Ugh... LAME. I can't get blogger to not allow my mom to retrieve/make a new password. Short of deleting my own blog, that is, and that would be throwing in the towel in a whole different way. Then again, that would be something she'd do. Sacrificing her blog so mine would wither and die... Hmm... Not worth it. Oh well... I suppose I'll have to be satisfied knowing that I have four times as many followers as she does... *sigh*

And while I'm complaining, I might as well point out that I've sung for my mom so many times I can't remember but does she ever record me? No. Apparently I'm good enough to thunk out a new song with on the piano, but these other shmucks have to learn a song I already know and my mom records them and plays them in the car 80 thousand times and then makes fun of me because I'm putting in lower harmonies when, OF COURSE, they would sound better in a higher, girlier voice. Geethanks, mom. Man, I've got to work on that gratitude thing... I'll clean the kitchen now to show her I'm not spiteful.

15 comments:

:Jan the crazy lady: said...

Oh this is good..

Victoria (aka Mom) said...

Thanks, Glass. I haven't had time to post in awhile...and you better give me my password, or I can do a lot worse to you than just delete my blog...

Tyler said...

So First this is not hacking when the user leaves the password and account out... That is identity theft. Second, Mom was absolutely right: overdramatic, melodramatic... who really types *sigh* when they should be flaunting a victory, instead of pleading their case.

Next time you want to get more attention examine her blog critically but justly, OR just put a post about you doing something real cool like learning to ride a bike... or catching a snake

Nan said...

Sign me up for the Tyler Fan Club...
We got to see him this weekend and he is so much fun. My comment has nothing to do with Ethan's antics, but I just thought I would throw out my opinion on Tyler right here and now.

Glass Mannequin said...

No Ty. She didn't leave her password on. I got on, cracked the password, changed it, and then put in a new, dummy e-mail address so she can't just get it re-sent to her.

And geethanks Ty. Sibling solidarity.

Nan, you're fired.

Lisa--aka The Gardenweasel said...

Glass,

I would like to hear a recording of you. You are right!

Tyler said...

My Comments were not of the one time nature of this post but of past experience of Ethan HACKING my computer also. :[P]

Thanks for the shout out Sis L.

Della Hill said...

After the last 2 posts my interest is piqued.
I really want to check out this glass manequin thing, but either it's just not working for me, or Ethan hasn't figured out how to hyperlink.
So do I actually have to copy and paste the link?
Ugh, that is just way too much work.
Seriously, hacking your mom's blog was highly ingenuitive, but when you don't give her readers the simplest way to become your readers, you are falling short of blog writing supremacy.
But I'm still intrigued, I might have to copy and paste after all.
*sigh*
-Della

Victoria (aka Mom, who still has no Google ID, apparently) said...

Oh YEAH... and what happened to that last part... the part where you were going to clean the kitchen to show how "not spiteful" you are???

Glass Mannequin said...

I gave you back your blog. That's how not spiteful I am.

Lisa--aka The Gardenweasel said...

Ethan is a giver. He could have done so much worse. Although, i would have given up my blog for a clean kitchen!

J1 and J2 said...

We were there Ethan! It's not hacking when this is the following conversation that we witnessed.

Victoria: "Ethan my password is *****, but don't you dare use that against me"

Ethan: "I wouldn't do that mom"

Let's see the next time she trusts you with personal information and responsibility.

McD Three said...

Come on Ethan, that was below the belt. I hope that the marines teach you how to fight above the belt.

Allie said...

You are guys are so hard on Ethan...he is delightfully scheming (but in a nice way), as his mother is....he could have done so much WORSE. I applaud his self-control. I would not have shown such restraint! It must be because he is about to head to the Marines!

Black Lakes said...

"Glass" IS A LYING LIAR ABOUT CLEANING. I ENDED UP HAVING TO DO THE WHOLE THING *grrrrrrr*(and yes I did growl)*sigh*